Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.
Woah - this has almost 100 notes.
My sister is a teacher. I’ve worked as a substitute teacher. This speaks to me.
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.